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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Steve Shaw	BS: First Joke Thread for 2019 (285* d)	RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019	07 Jan 19
A middle-aged woman has just got out of the shower and is looking at herself naked in the full-length bedroom mirror. "Oh my God!" she laments to her husband. "Just look at me! Sagging tits, bum like a burst bag of broad beans, bat's wings, crow's feet, everything wrinkled...I'm a total wreck! For God's sake say something good about me and cheer me up!" "Sure!" says he. "You have perfect eyesight..."

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