Here's a different parody, by Bob Gomez: (Key of F) I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine. I leave my fly wide open all the time. My exhibitionism's by design: Sick is my mind; I cross the line. (Key changes to Bb) I find it very, very easy to be crude. My songs about gay cowboys can get lewd. Right now I'm writing while completely nude! When I'm online, I cross the line! (Key changes to Eb) I scored some pig and human DNA And made some hybrids in my lab today-- Somehow that porcine person ran away! I'm in some bind-- I crossed the swine! (Key changes to Bb) Went to a party with some freaky friends Some dressed as Barbies, others dressed as Kens! Transgenders danced with other intersexual blends-- Drank too much wine! I crossed the line! (Key changes to F) I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine. I leave my fly wide open all the time. My exhibitionism's by design: Sick is my mind, I cross the line! Sick is my mind, I cross the line! Sick is my mind, I cross the line!... ©Bob Gomez 2006
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