Dear Spew,
"Yeah, you're out all right MAV............far, far, out.....bla, bla, bla,...92 city blocks....bla, bla, bla.."
What's a city block?
"Try to stop at a restroom, ...bla, bla, bla, and dump that load of "BLEEP" you're carrying. Be sure to alert the owner that your "BLEEP" is especially putrid and there's a ton of it so he can get the Roto-Rooter folks on the way. Bla, bla, bla...have them snake out your "BLEEP" to be sure all that "BLEEP" is out"
WOW! What a vulgar "BLEEPER". I'd never sign my name to such a piece of "BLEEP".
"Why are you all jacking with this guy?"
Because I'm so much fun and you know that most of these people actually agree with me and are just putting YOU on!
By the way, are you an F.O.B?
Signed,
the kinder, gentler...mav