This is the version... from memory .... that Nigel Denver sang: Last night I wore a full dress suit and went to a full dress ball, The trousers they were far too long, the jacket far too small, And so I took some scissors and cut two lengths away And as I danced around the hall, I heard the people say And as I danced around the hall, I heard the people say... You're losing them, you're losing them, Pick up your trousers high, Whose are they, whose are they? My God what a terrible size. Whose are they, whose are they? My God what a terrible size.
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