If we only had old Ireland with us now, The Firbolgs and Melitians would make a row. The warlike Celts would slaughter Every father, son and daughter the DeDannon tribe could surely show us how. Saint Paddy would bring the wrath of Rome to bear On unsuspecting spalpeens who’d declare “They wouldn’t be so frisky, With a glass of Irish whiskey They’d lay about enjoying a peaceful aire.” If we only had old Ireland with us now, We’d have every one behind a farmer’s plough. To replace the U.S.A. We’d form the I.R.A. And only flashing pikes we would allow If we only had old Ireland of course We’d have more cops than ever on the force. The Washers would be Women With The politicians skimmin' And we’d outlaw every vestige of divorce So let’s here it for good old Innisfael Let’s put all the Proddies into jail For none of us are fans Of the notorious Black and Tans Let’s go back in time where violence can prevail
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