The following lyrics are from the sheet music at The National Library of Australia. You can hear a recording by Frank Crumit at the Internet Archive. KING OF BORNEO Words and music by Frank Crumit, ©1929. 1. Oh, the minstrels sing of a Borneo King ten thousand years ago Who ruled his land with an iron hand, this royal so-and-so. He loved to chase the bounding stag within the royal wood. He was also fond of applejack and the ladies did him good. CHORUS 1: Oh, a neighb’ring queen was a gay colleen; oh, a gay colleen was she. She loved to play in a kittenish way with the king across the sea; So she sent a special message by a royal messenger To ask the king to come and spend a week or two with her. 2. King Borneo old had a rival bold whose name was King Kachoo. He swore he’d stop this wedding ‘cause he craved the lady too; So he sent the Duke of Durham to steal the queen away And foil the king with the diamond ring, all on a summer’s day. CHORUS 2: When the news of this foul deed was heard within old Borneo’s home, The king he swore by the shirt he wore he would have his rival’s dome; So he sent the Count of Asthma, who was sneezing very bad, To go and pay the king a call and give him what he had. 3. The Queen grew very weary when she heard him cough and sneeze. She decided that old King Kachoo was a royal hunk of cheese; So she hurried back to Borneo and gave the King her hand, And the strains of Hiawatha were played by the royal band. CHORUS 3: They had a royal wedding; all his subjects wished him well. The dancers danced and the horses pranced; oh, Mister, it was swell. Old King Kachoo in his bungaloo he heard the strains of jazz. The royal pair they passed him there and gave him the royal razz.
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