A couple of updates- Probably the best current authority on Dixie Bull is the author James Nelson who does a first person portrayal of him annually at Pemaquid. Also, I came across a wonderful novel called "Clothes Make the Pirate" by Holman Day which is a hilarious fanciful story of mistaken identity that was made into silent movie. There's even a short trailer on youtube. And lastly,this, from my cousin's daughter WHEN DIXIE BILL WENT BROKE From Leonard Osier, New Harbor Maine August 2006 He does not remember the source, but thinks it might be Holman Day, a Maine poet who died in the 1930’s, as he wrote in this style. He’d skinned the coast from Agawam as fur as Grand Manan Old Dixey Bull, the pirate’s chief, a regular pest of a man And all the folks who lived them times, in case they was fairly rich, Sartinly figgered old Dixey Bull as wusser’n a run of itch (worse than a son-of-a-bitch) This was (many) years ago- Times of the pioneers, you know He just sailed up and down And Taxed ‘em heavy in every town Until it came ‘round that most o’ the ports were willing to pull and pay At regular intervals, cash or goods, if Bull would keep away So at last he had it nicely fixed, like a thrifty buccaneer To visit the coast and collect his torrs (?) about three times a year .And he used to brag to Cap’n Kidd, when they met to swig champagne He’d the snuggest bus’ness as pirut chief there was on the coast of Maine. Simply sailed from town to town Then as notice to “come down” He’d unlimber old Long Tom (And ) fire once or twice- Bom Bom! Then Dixey Bull, quite gentleman like, at the rail would take his stand Say, “Good Day”, and check the goods that the people brought from the land. When all the tribute was duly paid, he’d ask ‘em all on deck And out of a scuttlebut o’ rum would fill the crowd to the neck (Till) at last from the flats of Saccarap to the shore of Grand Manan He was quite well liked as a buccaneer and as perfect gentleman. (The) most perfect knitter along the coast was Aunt Mehitabel Tidd Her double mittens and socks and things were the pride of Pemaquid. The men of the colony looked to her for all their winter gear And she knitted and counted and narrowed and toed through all the livelong year Now Dixey Bull had learned her fame and he sailed up one fall And demanded the whole of her knitted store; insisted on having it all But at that the settlers of Pemaquid got up on their ear, did they They loaded their skiffs with the stuff he asked and rowed across the bay And each wore, tucked in his trouser leg, a sabre, sword or gun They clambered aboard with the mitts and socks and then the fun begun For they dropped their mittens and pulled their arms, cutlass, fusse(?) and dirk And allowed they were ready to fight and bleed for the sake of that knittin’work! Said they’d rather fight than freeze! Said no Pirut on the seas, With winter near to give ‘em fits Could lug away their socks and mitts! Now what do you reckon happened then, right there on that Pirut’s deck? That crowd o’ Bull’s had never a sword nor a gun to save their necks They’d sailed so long and felt so strong in a strickly business way They figgured no feller could call their bluff nor folks refuse to pay They’d lost their guns and mislaid their swords; they run and howled, so then The settlers tied ‘em an’ took ‘em ashore and used them as hired men. Dixey Bull as he plowed and sowed An’ dome(And roamed) the shores and harrowed and hoed And picked up stones on Pemaquid Remembered the warning of old Captain Kidd Passed him over a brimming mug “Don’t let your business get too snug” It is today as it was of old When you grab for more than you’ve a right to hold Someone will rise to fight for his socks And you’ll find yourself in a blamed tight box.
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