I `ad one of those Exstinkshun Rebellion wallahs in my cab the other day. `e was dressed in `is yellow parking warden`s jacket and `is `ands were all bandaged where `e`d stuck `em to some lumps of concrete at some protest.
I said, "Morning Professor. Your lot seem a pretty good cross section of the electorate. `ave you got any songs you `ave adopted for this poisonous and vicious campaign?"
`e said, "Jim, since we `ave got all sorts of voters we`ve been obliged to satisfy all of `em with a selection."
I said, "What `ave you decided on then?"
`e said, "Well, we said let the colours do the speaking. "Buy, Buy Blues", "Green is the Colour of my Trueloves Teeth", "The Yellow Rose of Taxes", "Red for Danger", "Oranges and Lampshades", and for the undecided we thought they would like "Over the Rainbow"!!
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