Doug, I don't want you to feel bad, but I heard that joke in the 1960's.
If I had a pound for every time that I have had the same thought when reading other people's contributions to Mudcat joke threads, I would be a rich man by now.
On a site where people take pride in singing songs from times gone by, think of me as a traditional joke teller.
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