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Bridie Murphy & the Kamikaze Pilot

Bridie Murphy lived on the Island of Oahu
In the Convent of the Holy Cross
Bridie was a Nun, she wasn’t having any fun
So she was thinking of kissin’ it off

Oh St Anne, St Anne won’t you send me down a man
So I can get the Hell out of here
I don’t care if he’s small, if he’s fat or if he’s tall
Just as long as he’s not queer.

Yashihari Yashimoto was a Kamikaze Pilot
From the land of the Rising Sun
He got into his bomber on the 7th of December
In nineteen forty-one

He bombed the Arizona shouting Tora, Tora, Tora
Then he thought he’d better take his own life
Says he I think I’ll kill meself, I’d better go and kill meself
You see he’s just had a row with his wife

He crashed through the brambles and he crashed through the briars
And he crashed through the Convent Wall
And he landed in the middle of Bridie Murphys Room
And Bridie Murphy she began to bawl

It’s a Man, It’s a Man, Oh St Anne, Oh St Anne
I knew you wouldn’t let me down
With his lovely little nose and his lovely little chin
And his big propeller blade aswinging round

Well Bridie Murphy married Yashi Hari Yashimoto
And they had a little baby gasoon
His left eye was round and his right eye was slanted
So you’d think that he was winking when he wasn’t.