Gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Perhaps The Emperor has me confused with the Imperial Lickspittle.
Bestowing of gifts is not in the Imperial Ignoramus's job description. In fact, it's expressly prohibited under terms of the agreement between The United Brotherhood of Ignoramuses' and The Coalition of Faux Empires, Fictitious Dictatorships, and Make-Believe Banana Republics.
Bee-dubya-ell Imperial Ignoramus Etc. His Mark <¡!>
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