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Mr Red BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020 (558* d) RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020 17 Apr 20


Heisenberg is bombing along the M1 and gets stopped by the police.
PC "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg "I don't know how fast but I know exactly where I was"
PC "Sir, you were doing 150 Km/hr"
Heisenberg "Now we are lost"

The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the boot/trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger angrily yells back, "We do now, asshole!"


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