”We've discovered that Mrs Steve can give me a number four all over with my beard trimmer. The key thing is to ensure that the bugger's fully charged before she starts. So I'm looking pretty dapper.“ Same here (although it’s Mrs Backwoodsperson who does mine, not Mrs Steve, you’ll no doubt be pleased to know!). Had two cuts since we went into lockdown, due another at the end of the week. A grade 4 on my beard trimmer equates to a grade 1 at the barber’s, so it’s perfect. I did threaten to grow a pony-tail, but Mrs B says bald men with pony-tails look beyond ridiculous, and threatened to cut off my fundamentals, so trim and dapper it has to be!
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