All the songs about pandemic I heard in the tavern were morbid or profane. Suddenly STEEL DRUMS pick up my spirit with zippy calypso beat and a tune we all already know. You know, the one sung by a red crab. Finally I hear A Happy pandemic tune Under the sea: The sickest are always greener In somebody else's State You dream about going 'up' there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here at blue heaven's gate Such wonderful things surround you What is your ultimate fate? In Quarantine In Quarantine Each little griever Down with a fever Take it from me Up in Montana they work all day In the meat plants they slave away The Navy's devotin' No Hospital boatin' Docked in the bay Out there all the folks is happy Like hot dogs snug in their roll The old in a home ain't happy They sad 'cause they got a cold But folks on the phone are lucky on a cruise you have a worser fate One day everyones sickly eatin off the same ol' plates In quarantine In quarantine Nobody beat us We jus breathed dust Stuff we can't see Its the old folks who are on the hook Lots of food for the young to cook They got no troubles Life is all bubbles In quarantine (out on the beach) In quarantine Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally (Naturally) Even the doctor and the nurse They get the surge an ride the hearse We got the spirit You got to hear it Above the streets Yeah, In quarantine In Quarantine playin the B ball life is in free fall. In Quarantine The mail man can play The grocers on strings The krauts rockin' out The agent she sings The spanic and the black They know where it's at An' oh that trumpet blow Yeah, In quarantine In quarantine When the projects Begin the concert It's music to me (It's music to me) What do they got? A Stienway grand? We got a hot apartment house band Each little fam here Know how to jam here In quarantine Each little bug here Cuttin' a rug here In quarantine Each giant whale here Know how to wail here That's why it's better Under the weather Ya not much luck here Stuck in New York here in quarantine
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