Boy, that was fun. And yes, I'm serious.
I was afraid you were.
Refer to Bill D's link to pataphysics. (great one Bill)
Why is thought instantaneous (other than that if it isn't, your non-scientific explanation doesn't work)?
I'm sure that quantum physicists rest easier to night.
Although on a serious note, at least one physicist has proposed the singularity idea and argued that all that exists is just interference wave patterns. Including us.