Show me a home, where the buffalo roam -
And I'll show you a dirty old house.

Oh - give me a home, where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word -
'Cause what can an antelope say.

Some oldies:

The object of my affection, is in the house of correction -
She's doing thirty days.

Oh - how we danced on the night we were wed -
We danced all night long 'cause the room had no bed.

Allan Sherman -

Do not make a stingy sandwich, pile the cold cuts high.
Customers should see salami - comin' through the rye.

On top of old Smokey, all covered with hair.
Of course I'm referring - to Smokey the brae.

Every time you take vaccine - take it Aura Lee.
As you know the other way - is more painfully.