It is tasteless to recommend one's own taste, but scarcely honest to recommend any other.
Better pissed off than on.
Had enough? Drop dead.
Better a clown than a clone.
Calling someone stupid is a cheap substitute for saying something smart.
Happiness is the best preparation for misery, if misery must come.
First of all, don't make it worse.
An exact answer to the wrong question may be a rough answer to the right one.
If you don't like the fortune, don't eat the cookie.