The thread on Shortning Bread which has been revived by a scammer includes a post from 2005 by Q Lyr. Add: SHORTENED BREAD Run hyeur, mammy, run hyeur quick! Shord'n bread make baby sick! My! don't 'e love shord'n shord'n shord'n Don't 'e love shord'n bread! Oh, give me sump'n, I don't kyeur what Tuh cyore this awful pain I got! My! don't 'e love shord'n etc. Two little n...s layin' in bed; One turned over, en the tother one said, "My! don't yer love," etc. Two little n...s layin' in bed; They sent fer the doctor, en the doctor said, "Feed them niggers on shord'n," etc. Two little n...s black ez tar Tried to go ter heaven on a 'lectric car. Two little n...s dressed in black Tried to go to heaven on a railroad-track. Two little n...s dressed in white Tried to go to heaven on the tail of a kite. Two little n...s black as hell Tried to go to heaven in a pea-nut shell. Two little n...s in a pea-nut shell Tried to go to heaven but they went to hell. From East Tennessee. mountain whites, collected in 1912. No. 22, with music, an adaptation of that of "Run, N..., Run!" E. C. Perrow, 1915, "Songs and Rhymes from the South," Jour. American Folklore, III, section VII, Songs of the Plantation. And further back in the thread it was suggested they (v5 ->) were floating verses. They floated to me at my daughter's Guide camp (in the 1980s) as 3 little angels all dressed in white Tried to go to heaven on the end of a kite. Kite it broke and down they all fell Instead of going to heaven they all went to ... (the last word was not sung, straight on without a pause to the next verse) 3 little Devils...red ... bed etc there may have been more verses, you could make up anything that rhymed 3 little girl guides all dressed in blue Tried to go to heaven on the end of a shoe etc Don't get excited don't turn red Instead of going to heaven they all went to bed.
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