One of my favourite Mike Harding songs, I don't think was recorded. I'm not even sure what its title is. A little lad whose name was Bob Minded a horse outside a pub The horse he widdled, the man came out The little lad he gave a shout. Your horse wont go now mister (x3) ’Cos the petrol’s all run away. Me and the wife and the mother-in-law Went for a walk on Blackpool shore The mother-in-law feel off the pier The wife she shouted in me ear. Don’t stand and watch her drowning (x3) I said, ‘Right I’ll shut me eyes.’ I had a girl, her name was May I gave her a watch for her birthday She opened it up and gave a stare There was nowt inside, there were no doin’s there. I said, ‘You needn’t worry’ (x3) I’m giving you the works tonight. You know last night and the night before Three big pusses came kicking at the door One had a fiddle, one had a drum The other had a pancake stuck to his bum. Early in the morning (x3) Before the break of day. Hey diddle diddle our pussy did a widdle All over the kitchen floor The little dog laughed to see such fun So the cat did a little bit more. Early in the morning (x3) Before the break of day. Old mother Hubbard she went to the cupboard To get the postman a letter When she got there the cupboard was bare So they had it without it was better. Early in the morning (x3) Before the break of day. My brother Henry had a ten foot willy And he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake And now it’s only five feet four. Early in the morning (x3) Before the break of day.
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