Well, I didn't make any songs of my own, but following Byron's Epigram on Castlereagh (Posterity will ne'er survey/A nobler grave than this/Here lie the bones of Castlereagh/Stop, traveller, and piss) I came up with the following Epitaph for a Donald: A gravestone with a toilet bowl rampant, and the lines: Unmourn'd by Man, unmourn'd by God Surrounded by uncaring sod Here lie the bones of Donald Trump Stop, traveller, and dump
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