COUNTRY'S BUGGERED
(Andrew London)

Bloody hippies, bloody Greens
Bloody tofu, bloody beans
bloody dreadlocks, bloody beards
bloody cyclists, bloody weird
back in my day, folks had more sense
country’s buggered – no offence

bloody Greenpeace saving snails
or bloody useless fat lazy whales
bloody yoghurt , non-bloody fat
bloody couscous, what the bloody hell is that?
back in my day, folks had more sense
country’s buggered – no offence

bloody townies, bloody queers
bloody poncy bloody boutique beers
bloody pubs banning bloody smokes
bloody blokes allowed to go marrying bloody blokes

bloody leftie, carry-on
bloody whingeing bloody poms
bloody Banksie’s, bloody gone
bloody Kim dot bloody Com
back in my day, folks had more sense
country’s buggered – no offence

Bloody twerking, bloody rap
bloody backward baseball cap
bloody youth, out there tagging walls
bloody anti bloody smacking bloody laws
back in my day, folks had more sense
country’s buggered – no offence

Bloody foreigners, bloody terrorists
bloody slimy televangelists
bloody chardonnay socialists
bloody hairy, bloody goddamn feminists
back in my day, folks had more sense
country’s buggered – no offence

Note with 2015 recording: 'A satirical look at enduring attitudes towards gays, immigrants, liberals, feminists and environmentalists still found in rural Aotearoa'.

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--Stewie.