The harmonica player is always on the wrong key. Banjo player cheap and never replaces his strings. Bass drum is usually off the beat. ( Also the castenet player is a rather disagreeable chap who snacks on raw garlic cloves , which annoys the accordionist no end .) As you can see, it's impossible to find
a mediator in the group to resolve these long simmering resentments.
It' s been going on for 18 years and they 're still fighting amongst
themselves .