A Merry Eczemas Playground Carol of Olde All lazy and mangy, unkempt and ill bred The Little Lard Cheeze Whiz lay down his cheese spread. I love thee, Lard Cheeze Whiz! Come down in disguise And stay on my table 'midst burgers and fries. A Carol from the wilderness of Canuckistan Go tell it to the Mounties That "Jesus Christ, I'm bored!" A pre-911 Indian Airport Carol Mhari Khrishmas! Mhari Khrishmas! Khrishmas Khrishmas! Mhari Mhari! (Repeat into infinity) A Spoiled Child's Carol Children, go where I send thee. "NO!" Season's Cretins, folks!
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