Sang it my Jr Year as a solo in 1983. I am now 54. Just hear the clock it's striking one The afternoon has just begun The sky's a glow with a gleaming Sun But oh what a dismal day everything's turning gray for... The table's set the candle's lit and everyone's about to sit But Ma is in an awful snit Cuz no one can kill the turkey The candied yams are on the plate The relatives are at the gate But everyone will have to wait Cuz no one can kill the turkey The cranberry sauce has melted And so has the Camembert Now everyone has felt it here this tension in the air for... The chestnuts roasting on the stove The eggnog with a touch of clove But Pa's a lovely shade of mauve Cuz though it may sound absurd No one can kill the bird La, La, La, La, La, La, La... Just hear the clock it's striking 3 And we're depressed as we can be Including all of our company Cuz everyone here is starved For something that can be carved and... The carving knife is sharp and keen We're washed and dressed our hands are clean But Ma is making quite a scene Cuz no one can kill the turkey The goose is cooked the soup is hot The pudding's cooking in the pot It's made with Plum and apricot But no one can kill the turkey We all have grown attached to him So on this holiday I left the door unlatched for him So he could get away And the house is in an awful mess And so is dinner, more or less But all in all I must confess That both the turkey and I Are so thankful we could cry
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