It goes something like this: I'll tell you a story that happened to me One day as I ... by the sea For the sun it was up ... ... I went into a bar, and I ordered a stout I'm sorry said the barman all the beer is sold out Buy whiskey ... ... I've heard that it's good CHORUS: Oh never oh never oh never no more If I live to be a hundred a hundred and four I can't go to heaven they won't let me up Till I bring him a bottle of Johnny Jump up. Oh never oh never oh never again If I live to be a hundred a hundred and ten ... Or something like this. There's a lot of verses, and it's about a man who drinks too much cider and ends his life on it.
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