I wish a were a fascinating lady Who slept all day and worked all night And if I were a fascinating lady I’d live in a house with a little red light And once a month I’d take a vacation And rid myself of sex frustration And once a year I’d go hog wild And have myself an illegitimate child I wish I were a fascinating lady Instead of a goddamned VIRGIN!
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