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The Crazy Bird Song Challenge! Part 50 (45) RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 50 03 Mar 01


GOLDEN WC (pernounced vee-see, in Europe)
(tune: "Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz)

Lord, won't you buy me a golden W. C.?
My friends all own symbols of prosperity.
But they'll die of green envy when they go take a leak
In my bathroom containing a golden W. C..

Lord, if I owned me a golden crapper,
I could listen to metallic splash and splatter
While relieving my bowels on expensive matter!
Lord, won't you buy me a golden crapper?

Lord, won't you buy me a golden toilet?
I'm sure I could make it turn a profit!
I could charge cold cash to sit on your ass!
Lord, won't you buy me a golden toilet?

Lord, won't you buy me a golden W.C....?


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