TO THE GULF To the Gulf! To the Gulf! To Australia's fag-end Where all kinds of misery walks hand in hand Where a man is soon done if he's willing to broil And the strongest soon finds himself under the soil Where the squatters are rapidly going to pot And the men are all dying like sheep, of the rot When I'm tired of existence my steps I will bend To that fair land of promise, Australia's fag-end To the Gulf! To the Gulf! To that blissful retreat Where roguery stalks coolly abroad in the heat Where a cheque is a cheque if you live till it's got But the chance is a hundred to one that you'll not For unless you can live in a swamp like a frog You may reckon on dying the death of a dog Then if you're foolish your steps you will bend To that fair land of promise, Australia's fag-end To the Gulf! To the Gulf! To the land of the flies Where each insect tormentor for mastery vies Which shall plague you the most in the terrible heat The Gulf is most truly a blissful retreat Carpentaria! High wages have no charms for me In an atmosphere pregnant with death on the spree When I've no other refuge my steps I will bend To that Gulf full of horrors, Australia's fag-end Another parody set to the Down in the old front line tune. Russel Ward discovered it in a book called 'Colonial Adventures and Experiences' by George Carrington. It is not included in his 'Penguin Book of Australian Ballads', but it is in Bill Scott's Penguin compilation. Ron Edwards collected it from Frank Pitt and published it in his big book. --Stewie.
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