From Jimmy Crowley, approximately as sung by Christy: I’ll tell you a story that happened to me One day as I went down to Youghal by the sea The sun it was high and the day it was warm Says I a quiet pint wouldn’t do me no harm I went in and I called for a bottle of stout Says the barman "I’m sorry all the beer is sold out Try whiskey or Paddy ten years in the wood" Says I "I’ll try cider I’ve heard that it’s good" O never O never O never again If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten I fell to the ground and I couldn’t get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up After lowering a third I went straight to the yard Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard "Come here to me boy don’t you know I’m the law" So I upped with me fist and I shattered his jaw He fell to the ground and he couldn’t get up But it wasn’t I hit him 'twas Johnny Jump Up The next thing I saw down in Youghal by the sea Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me "I’m afraid of me life I’ll be hit by a car Would you help me across to the Railwayman’s Bar?" After drinkin a quart of that cider so sweet He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet I went down the Lee road a friend for to see, They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Sea But when I got there now the truth I will tell They had the poor bugger locked up in a cell Said the guard, testing him, "Say these words if you can: 'Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran." "Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad It was only a sup of the bottle I had." A man died in the union by the name of McNab They washed him and laid him outside on the slab And after O'Connor his measurements did take His wife took him home to a bloody fine wake It was about twelve o’clock and the beer it was high The corpse he sat up and says he with a sigh "I can’t get into heaven they won’t let me up Till I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump Up" O never O never O never again If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten For I fell to the ground and I couldn’t get up After drinking a quart of the Johnny Jump Up
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