Shouldn’t this song be updated now that it’s apparent that Ward was working for MI5, and the sex story was just nurtured as a devious distraction from a much bigger story? Here’s my final verse suggestion: Recruiting spies, MI5 devised to bribe the Russian attaché, With girls procured by their Stephen Ward, but blundering Jack got in the way; To save their necks, they sold tales of sex, and by a smokescreen we were duped, Our good old Press, being so sex obsessed, just took the bait and missed the scoop.
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