Letter in the Daily Mail:- "Visiting the seaside resort of Felixstowe, I witnessed a terrible incident. A couple having a blazing row started hitting each other with sticks. The husband threatened the baby. Then a policeman arrived, drew his truncheon and belted this hapless man senseless. I stood there open-mouthed. To cap it all, a crocodile arrived and ate all the sausages!" I was actually believing this tale until I got to the crocodile bit!
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