THE HONG KONG GOOSE
The 'goose that laid the golden egg'
Went honking through Hong Kong
A jeweler grabbed her by the leg,
Said, 'Please don't take this wrong --
But, I 've got just the place for you,
A nest of shining gold;
You lay some eggs, and, 'pay-per-view,'
My patrons shall behold!
Chorus:
It's honk, honk
Honk on, Hong Kong Goose
It's honk, honk
Honk on, Hong Kong Goose
Keep honkin' that horn,
Someday they'll let you loose.
Oh, silly goose! They love her best
Not just for a golden egg;
To hear her singing from her nest
The jewelry patrons beg;
But, more than rings at Lam Sai-wing's,
And more than honks and clucks,
The eggs the goose lays while she 'sings'
Are really making bucks!