I started at one time writing "One ton o' Maalox" (Tune Guantanamara) Chorus: One ton o' Maalox, Oh I need One ton o' Maalox One ton o' Maalox Yes I need One ton o' Maalox Well I ate four burritos And a whole plate of nachos Three big enchiladas And three or four tacos Now I need One ton o' Maalox Yes I need One ton o' Maalox chorus The words mean "I am a man who has eaten too much..." Anyone want to help me finish this?Line Breaks <br> added to enhance the existential quality of this lyrical masterpiece. -Joe Offer-
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