here in the Land of Oz, many of our drivers do the same, & drivers need more than 100% concentration. I was reminded of this song video DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE LANE by Harvey Andrews I spend far more time in the car than on stage. This is a road rage controller. Learn the chorus and sing it next time you get behind one of theseā¦ it helps the blood pressure. I'm driving in the middle lane Driving in the middle lane Not too fast, not too slow That's the way I like to go I never use the inside lane Never use the inside lane You can flash, you can toot, I don't give a hoot I'm staying in the middle lane You may see me as a pest You don't think I've passed my test But I do what I do best Brain in neutral, mind at rest Sometimes drivers get too close Sometimes they get bellicose Shake their fists, get quite verbose Me, I just stay comatose So if you should see ahead That middle lane hog that you dread Don't you wish that moron dead It could be me, so join instead And we can have a convoy! Imagine, everybody driving in the middle lane No one on the inside lane No one on the outside lane Everybody in the middle lane Going back mile after mile after mile That's my idea of heaven Especially when I'm towing my caravan from The Gift, released January 1, 2001 sandra (who drove for 3 years, then sold her car in 1978, bought a trolley & became a public transport user)
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