My transcription from the recording at the Internet Archive:


WARM BEER AND A COLD, COLD WOMAN
(M. D. Buller & T. L. Buller)
As recorded by The Oklahoma Wranglers, with vocal refrain by Guy Willis, on RCA Victor 21-0469-A (1951)

1. I had a date last night
With a gal that I thought might
Have some fun and kick the gong around,
But before the night was through,
I was drinkin’ lukewarm brew.
My morale was really on the ground.

CHORUS: Warm beer and a cold cold woman!
Brother, I’m tellin’ you now:
There’s two things I just can’t stand
And they’ll lick ‘most any man:
Warm beer and a cold cold woman.

2. The night is not so long
When it’s full of mirth and song,
But last night it seemed a million years.
I was stuck with her till dawn,
And all she’d do is yawn,
And watch me guzzle down them lukewarm beers. CHORUS

3. Now I’m an easy-goin’ guy.
I’m not hard to satisfy.
I never did complain or sing the blues.
But last night I got tight,
And I think I had the right.
When you mix warm and cold, you’ll blow a fuse. CHORUS