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Doug Chadwick BS: Joke Thread for 2022 (626* d) RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022 30 Jul 22


A little girl said to her mother:
"Mummy, who was that lady who came to see Daddy while you were away?

"I don't know dear. Maybe we should ask Daddy".

"Daddy told me to stay in the garden, while they went upstairs" continued the little girl. Her father started to explain but his wife cut him off. "Save your explanations for my lawyer. "Carry on dear".

"I went upstairs and looked through the keyhole. They both got undressed and got in to bed".

"And then?" Asked Mum.

"And then they both did what you and Uncle Derrick did when Daddy was away".

DC


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