This was mentioned by Okthen back on 18-Dec-00: HOUSEWIFE’S ALPHABET As recorded by Peggy Seeger on “An Odd Collection” (1996) 1. A is for altar where we go astray. B for the bills that begin the next day. C for the cuffs and the collars of shirts. D is for dishes and dusting and dirt. E is my energy draining away, And F is for floors to be swept every day. G for girlhood that's gawky and gone, And H, fed-up housewife that's singing this song. CHORUS: Wearily, it's merely a good woman's day, Cooking and cleaning and tidying away. If ever you finish, remember that when You wake up tomorrow, it all starts again. 2. I is for ironing for kids in their teens. J is for jerseys and jumpers and jeans. K for the kitchen for years upon end I've lived with leftovers and laundry from friends. M is my mending; there's mile upon mile. N for the nappies in a big stinking pile. O for the odd jobs, the odd one or two, Like pushing the pram or unplugging the loo. CHORUS 3. Q is for quarreling of chicks in my nest. R is for referee and a one-minute rest. S for the shopping in snow, sleet or rain, And T for that toilet; it's stopped up again. U is for underwear, grimy and soiled. V for those things that you peel, chop and boil. W for woman and washing machine. We both need attention; you know what I mean. CHORUS 4. We've got no union; it's eight days a week. They're crammed into seven; I'm out on my feet. So much to do, where should I begin? But I got all my lifetime to finish it in. W for wings, if I had them I'd fly. X marks the spot where I sit down and cry. Why Z for yours truly, I've gone on too long, And so has the system and so has this song. CHORUS CODA: If this song was housework, you'd sing it and then You'd go back where you started and sing it again And again and again and again and again.
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