There was a Bonny Scotsman, at the battle of Waterloo The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his ting-a-ling-a-loo His ting-a-loo was dirty, he showed it to the queen The queen was disappointed so she had it painted green
Courtesy of my granny Connie who died in 2006 aged 99. She had many rude songs!
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