The lyrics from Sitting in the barbers chair, as I remember and understood them.

Ever so often I find myself sitting in the barbers chair.
I’m getting a new cut, might be a crew cut,
sitting in the barbers chair.

(Chorus)
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my darling hair.
I want a good shampoo and some iky, sticky goo.
Sitting in the Barbers chair.

My Daddy doesn’t need a haircut at all, sitting in the barbers chair.
Cause he's as bald as a billiard ball and his hair just isn’t there.

There once Was a girl who was creepy and weird, sitting in the barbers chair.
She asked for a shave but she had no beard, sitting in the barbers chair.

If your Hair is a very fast grower, sitting in the barbers chair,
don’t use any clippers, use a power lawnmower, dynamite isn’t fair