Hee hee Dave! But I think all the newspapers were full of the stuff.
The lady who brings my newspaper just arrived and she too said she was 'disgusted' with my husband and me for having the 'lack of respect' in mowing our lawns yesterday. I'm afraid I snapped, as I've had quite enough of this tripe. I told her that no-one has the right to ban me from gardening because of a funeral all the way down south in London for a woman I've never even met,let alone knew. She stormed off and I slammed my door.
And of course, the Daily Mail is inches thick again, with photos, commentary etc etc.
Are there any spaceships leaving for Mars? I'd like to book a seat.