Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one....
The other ducked.

A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Piece Of Asphalt Under His Arm And Says.."A beer please, and one for the road."

Two Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into A Bar. One says, "You can't tell me that was just a coincidence, man!"

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"