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Bill D BS: Joke Thread for 2022 (626* d) RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022 27 Nov 22


A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factory where he had just been hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in its manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise, and the shift manager asked his tour guide what it was doing.

"As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise. he said The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a hiss.. hiss hiss-pop sound during the manufacturing process.

"Wait a second", the future shift manager says, "I know what the hiss, hiss is...it's extruding the condom.. but what's with the pop noise every once in awhile?"

"Oh, that.. Its the same as the baby bottle nipple process." said the guide "It pokes a hole in every third condom."

"But that cant be good for the condoms business!" the observant shift manager replied.

"Nah, but its really good for the baby bottle nipple business!"


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