MASH television version transcription:
A chaplain in the army
Has a collar round his neck
If you don't listen to him
You will all end up in heck

The surgeons in the army
They say we're mighty bright
We work on soldiers through the day
And nurses through the night

They say that friendships in the army
Are mighty rare
So I spend all my playtime
Carousing with my bear

The trenchers in the army
They claim they are profound
But watch for chopper pilots
They will get you on the ground

The corprals in the army
They say we are mighty green
But if it weren't for us guys
You would be a latrine

Some guys like the army
But I think it is a mess
If it were so terrific
Then why do I wear a dress

Oh the nurses in the army
They have not tied the knot
But this one's going try it
With Donald Penobascot.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Renewal, spring is in the air