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Doug Chadwick BS: Joke thread for 2023 (1059* d) RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023 18 Feb 23


A man is coming home from the pub, late one evening, when he comes upon a road accident right outside his house. A car has hit a motorcyclist. The driver is trapped in his car and the rider is lying on the ground covered in blood, his moped on it's side in the middle of the road.

A crowd has gathered round but he pushes forward, shouting "Let me through! Let me through!".

"Are you a paramedic?" asks one of the crowd.

"No" replied the man. "It's my pizza".

DC


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