A group of twenty year olds were on a night out and were trying to decided were to go next. One of them suggested the Dog & Duck because he new someone there who could them some weed.

Ten years on, they decided to have a reunion and chose the Dog & Duck because the barmaid there had really big knockers and always wore a low cut top.

When they turned forty, they chose the Dog & Duck because it was a real ale pub, recommended by CAMRA, and had some of the best tasting bitter in town.

For their reunion on reaching fifty, one of them suggested the Dog & Duck because he had heard that that the food was really good there.

Another ten years passed and the natural place for their reunion was the Dog & Duck because it had good parking, well lit and you could leave your car there without worry.

When they got to seventy, the Dog & Duck was suggested because it had a ramp up to the front door and the toilets were some of the best that they had found.

At eighty, one them said "Why don't we go to the Dog & Duck. We've never been there before".

DC