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Jim Dixon Songs About Disease (99* d) Lyr Add: WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE (Frank Zappa) 15 Apr 23


This was mentioned by Kettel on 27 Apr 00. I found it on Spotify.


WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
As recorded by Frank Zappa on “Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III,” 1979.

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor to stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat.
I got it from the toilet seat.
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat.
I got it from the toilet seat.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
O God, I’ve probably got the gonococcacoccas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Why does it, why does it, why does it, why does it hurt when I pee?


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