The Shanghaied Dredger Out on the far-off Eastern shore an oyster dredger lay With the seat tore out of his oilskin pants, his hat had blown away His clothes were rather seedy and his chance he knew was slim Of ever reaching Baltimore in the pungy he was in But in spirit he could fancy himself in a restaurant again Ordering plates of liver for himself and Shorty MacLaine The dredgers all around him stood, their eyes could scarcely see From drinking five-cent whiskey, oh what a glorious spree! Then lay me in the forepeak with my face towards Baltimore Praying I never get shanghaied again down on the Eastern shore Where they feed you on corn dogs and sour bellies twice a day And you're counted a lucky dredger if you ever get your pay Our steward he was an African, the best cook in the fleet At making India rubber bread, he never could be beat His shadow soup was excellent and on a Christmas day We'd eat dead duck that he'd picked up while sailing down the bay And oh, that Galway skipper, I never shall forgive He'd halloo like a porpoise to throw away the jib On Sundays while at rest he'd swear, "I'm only for your good, So come up, me little hearties, and saw up all the wood!" It was on a chilly evening after working all the day The captain saw through his telescope the police sloo wp far away With sails trimmed aft and topsails set our gallant pungy flew Over to the forbidden ground to catch a jag or two But it was scarce we started working when the police sloop hove in sight "Haul down your jib!" was his command and then began the fight Our captain hauled his pistol while the sloop to round us tried But we raised our dredge and made away upon the foggy tide
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