"My name is Pancho. I live on the rancho. I make-ee five dollars a day. I go to see Lucy. She geeve me some pooh-see. And take-ee my five dollars away."
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"There's a female version," Tump said. "It goes like this:
My name is Lula. I work at the school-la. I make-ee five dollars a day. I go to see Rex He give me some sex. And take my five dollars away."
I haven't been able to find another example of a female version. So it is probably made up by the author. But thought I would post it just in case it is traditional. One can't find *everything*.
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