Attribution, please; it being from the yuppie-and-yokel era ought to put bounds on its origin .... Man in flashy sports car drives up to a ford in the countryside. Driver: "I say, how deep is this ford?" Local: "Yur, 'tis only an inch or two." Driver: "Thanks." Vroom *vroom* *splash* glugluglug .... Driver swims ashore and grabs local by the throat. Driver: "I thought you said this was only two inches deep!" Local: "Yur, does only come halfway up our ducks."
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