Another shameless nick from Quora:

A man is on a desert island, been there alone for years. One day he is sat on the beach and out from the sea comes a beautiful woman in a wet suit. He runs to her and says "Thank God. You are the first human I’ve seen in 20 years!" She smiles and says “You poor thing, when was the last time you had a drink?” and she unzips a pocket and pulls out a hip flask of brandy. He takes a sip, a tear fills his eye. “Do you smoke?” she asked. “Well I was thinking of giving up but, if you have one..." And she unzips a pocket and pulled out a pack and hands them to him. He lights up and a smile spreads across his face. She says “20 years eh? That's a long time to be alone,” and she starts to unzip the front of her wet suit seductively. “How would you like to play around?” And he says “Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there!!!???”